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things that make me cry: school people actually basically everything idk why i started making a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:10:10 -0500

things that make me cry:

school

people

actually basically everything idk why i started making a list

"I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:08:56 -0500

“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”

- Jon Stewart (via sirqaisbenosama)

wizaords: BY THE WAY STUDENTS THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF DYING IF YOU GO INTO THE WRONG...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:08:18 -0500

wizaords:

BY THE WAY STUDENTS THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF DYING IF YOU GO INTO THE WRONG CORRIDOR btw the stairs move randomly and were not giving you a map enjoy hogwarts the least safe school in the world

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Names and their meanings

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Names and their meanings

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:01:53 -0500

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:23:31 -0500

catypus: odditiesoflife: Glass Beach, Northern California From...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:22:59 -0500

catypus:

odditiesoflife:

Glass Beach, Northern California

From 1950 to 1967, residents of Fort Bragg, California chose to dispose of their waste by hurling it off the cliffs above a beach. No object was too toxic or too large such as household appliances, automobiles, and all matter of trash were tossed into the crashing waves below, eventually earning it the name The Dumps. Then in 1967, city leaders closed and reclaimed the beach. Various cleanup programs were undertaken.

Over the next several decades, the pounding waves cleaned the beach by breaking down everything but glass turning the sand into a sparkling, multicolored bed of smooth glass stones. The California Department of Parks and Recreation purchased the land and incorporated it into MacKerricher State Park in 2002.

i have been here and can say from first hand experience that it is extremely rad

brichibi: untitled-titles: i want to cry He tried so hard....

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:19:51 -0500

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.

arystar: blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am: Wow. The...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:15:45 -0500

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

heyrainbows: by Sweet Tiers

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:15:14 -0500

heyrainbows:

by Sweet Tiers

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:13:02 -0500

[30/50] Harry Potter...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:12:51 -0500

[30/50] Harry Potter Parallels

If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:06:28 -0500

call you names

tell you weird and personal details about myself

say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb

type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts

share funny photos from my tumblr dash

actually tell you when i’m upset

try to make conversation with you

just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood

tell you jokes even if they’re bad

alaynestark: #pissed we didn’t get more shots of this dress...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:03:21 -0500

alaynestark:

#pissed we didn’t get more shots of this dress LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS #wizardwear fashion pls #also UGHHH FLEUR and UGHHHH FLEUR/BILL #i am all over that shit #GORGEOUS FRENCH GIRL WHO IS ALSO THE STRONGEST AND MOST CAPABLE STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL #(her co-ed school thank you VERY much) #WHO SHACKS UP WITH THE SUPER HOT ALSO CAPABLE GINGER BRITISH ~BAD BOY~ WHO BREAKS CURSES FOR A LIVING #and then isn’t even phased for a fucking second when he gets bitten by a fucking WEREWOLF #I AM BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR ZE BOTH OF US I THINK #yeah girl #you go get your people don’t let his stuffy relative hold u down yeah #the realest

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tardisandfeathered: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:15 -0500

tardisandfeathered:

dream-yourself-free:

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see that.

And THIS is why I adore Catherine Tate. She’s loud and brash but in quieter moments… her soul comes shining through and it makes everything about her so much more beautiful.